After reading some horribly written blogs this week I feel compelled to call in the Grammar Police (aka me). Now to protect the guilty, I am not revealing which blogs brought tears to my eyes (even though I was seriously THISCLOSE to issuing some citations and naming names in this post). Instead I thought I would just offer the blogosphere a grammar lesson of some things to avoid in your writing. THIS time the Grammar Police did not issue citations. Next time you may not be so lucky. Here are the citations – in order of how they got on my nerves this week:
1. “S” denotes a plural, not ‘s. People — not giveaway’s but giveaways. Contest’s is also incorrect — use contests. Even my third grader knows this basic English rule.
2. Limit your use of exclamation points. Please do not make matters worse by using double exclamation points after ever single sentence!! Exclamation points are to be used for effect and use them sparingly!! They are annoying me already in this paragraph!! I will hunt you down if you do this on your blog!!
3. Use contractions sparingly. An occasional contraction here and there is okay but please do not use a contraction in every sentence. I cringe when I see I two or more contractions in the same sentence. Please note I won’t be reading your blog because I don’t like your overuse of contractions.
If you have any grammar citations you think need issued, leave them in a comment and the Grammar Police will be glad to write about them later.